Tong Hua (Chuaaaaaaaaan ver) pin yin

Okaay, some of the lyrics may not make sense,this is just a joke, I repeat, just a joke!!!! Here goes:

Wo wang le duo jiu, jai mei you chuan le,
Dan shi wo ding bu sun le.
Wo hai ji de wo, sang chi juo de shi, na shi, wo
bi jiao chuaaaan.
Wo chuan je dui ni suo, ni si bu ke neng ying wo de,
Ni yao ying, jiu deng jiu jiu la.
Wo dang shi jen de chuan wo hai shi jen de chuan,
Wo sien jai yao juo jui chuan deeee

Chorus:
Wo bu yuan gei ni liang kuai chien,
ying wei ni sang chi ju jue wo,
wo sien jai yi jing gen bie ren gao gei ler,
Dan ching ni ji de wo sien jai shi ge hen chuan de gay,
suo yiiii, wo bu ai ni le....

Wo hai ji de na shi,
ni ju jie wo de yuan ying si,
wo jen de shi hen chuan,
dang wo thing jian na ju hua,
Wo ding bu sun le,
Ying wei chuan shi MY THING

Chorus:

Wo hai jue de, ni ying gai,
ACCEPT wo de liang kuai chien,
rang hou wo jiu ke yi chuan gei bie ren kan,
dan shi ni chue reject wo gei ni naaaaa liang kuai chien,
suo yi wo sien jai ling yuan bien gei.

Wo yao bien chen,
i ge you DESPO you chuan de GAY,
chang kai shuang sou,
jua ge ren THEN MOLEST tha,
Ni yao xiang xing,
WITHOUT ni wo hui despo dao je yang,
suo yiii PLEASE ACCEPT MY liang kuai chien. X2

Cing ni IGNORE ME BEING CHUAN.......


Well this is it, you all know pretty well who should be the one singing this song right, I guess not.... Anyway, if you do know, please don't tell that person. I did this just for fun. I do not own the song anyway, okay?